Monday, October 10, 2011

Real Estate Run Down: Tom Gores

It seems that nothing stirs the real estate shit or polarizes The Children more than a pictorially-blessed tale of a multi-billionaire baller with a property portfolio that bulges and balloons with numerous high-priced properties. Some of The Children will surely aspire to acquire or, perhaps, ache with envy for the profound pile of cheddar required to own and maintain multiple high-maintenance mansions. Others will most certainly burn with a white hot and unreserved righteous anger about the extreme income inequality such residential decadence puts in stark relief to the meager means of so many.

One such Los Angeles-based financier who will likely inspire some and invoke a wicked ire in others is Los Angeles-based private equity pooh-bah Tom Gores. Brace yourselves with a strong nerve pill and a stiff gin & tonic, butter beans, because based upon Your Mama's entirely unscientific, probably incomplete, and decidedly conservative estimate Mister Gores owns well over $150,000,000 in ritzy residential real estate in the Los Angeles area.

A peek and a poke through property records indicates the first property that Mister Gores and his wife Holly bought in the Los Angeles area is a 5,384 square foot Mediterranean abode in suburban Encino. Records we perused show they bought the 5 bedroom and 6 bathroom residence in October 1997 for $1,450,000 and sold in April 2002 to a long-time family friend and associate for $1,875,000.

In June 1999, the then 30-something now 40-something year old Israeli-born and Michigan-bred and -educated Mister Gores paid $4,595,000 for a two-story Mediterranean mansion in the guard-gated, star-stocked and crime-plagued Mulholland Estates enclave, home to Tinseltown types like socialite/reality tee-vee queen Paris Hilton, not exactly winning actor Charlie Sheen, letter turner Vanna White, British pop star Robbie Williams, and actress/activist Judith Light and her actor husband Robert Desiderio.

We recently received a covert communique from our friend and frequent informant Babbling Babette who said she heard through the Platinum Triangle Real Estate Gossip Grapevine that Mister Gores' long-time homestead in the Mulholland Estates, 10,479 square feet with 6 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms, will soon become available for somewhere in the neighborhood of $11-13,000,000. Now, use them noggins nuggets: What we're saying here is that the rumored listing of said residence ain't nuthin' but scuttlebutt and gossip at this point, okay?

Anyhoo, property records show Mister Gores–through a corporate entity that links directly back to address(es) known to be affiliated with him–also owns a modest if not exactly inexpensive nearby townhouse-type condo situated on a quiet cul-de-sac off Mulholland Drive above the Stone Canyon Reservoir in Bel Air that was obtained back in September 2000 for $765,000. We have no idea why Mister Gores might have wanted this townhouse condo but it's not so far fetched to imagine it was acquired for use on a full- or part-time basis by family, friends and/or domestic staff.
In February 2001, just shy of 2 years after snatching up his big ol' Mediterranean mansion in Mulholland Estates, Mister Gores dropped $1,105,000 on a vacant parcel directly across the street that was eventually transformed into a gated and high-hedged private playground complete with swing-set, jungle gym, play house, trampoline, skateboard half-pipe, sand box, and basketball court. The 15,051 square foot lot (shown above)–substantially smaller than most of the other parcels in the affluent enclave and now, as per listing photos, with just a sport court and large lawn–is currently on the market with an asking price of $1,995,000.

Apparently not satisfied with just the one mansion and the private playground across the street, Mister Gores plunked down another $2,600,000 in May 2001 for a second, smaller mansion, this one across the street from his first acquisition in the hoity-toity 'hood and a couple doors down from his children's private playground.

This purchase of a second mansion in Mulholland Estates may or may not have anything to do with it but the deal went down not long after–so the story goes–it was revealed that our Mister Tom Gores was (allegedly) doing the hanky-panky with his brother and business partner Alec Gores' wife Lisa who at the time also lived in a 10,000-plus square foot house in Mulholland Estates.

Mister A. Gores–a billionaire like his brother–(allegedly) reportedly hired shady private investigator to the stars Anthony Pellicano to get to the meat of the infidelity matter. We're not sure what sort of sordid information Mister Pellicano turned up but we do know that Mister A. Gores eventually went to the court of dee-vorce while our Mister T. Gores remains married to his long-time wife Holly.

Mister Alec Gores, for anyone who might be interested, eventually decamped Mulholland Estates for the much more expensive (and residentially steroidal) guard-gated enclave of Beverly Park where he settled into an elephantine French Normandy-style mega-mansion that measures approximately 42,000 square feet and was designed by architect Richard Landry, built to exacting standards over 3.5 years by the folks at Finton Construction, and decorated by high-toned interior designer Joan Behnke. But we digress....


Mister (Tom) Gores heaved his second-purchased pad in Mulholland Estates on to the open market in May 2011 with an asking price of $5,875,000. Listing information for the single story sprawler (shown above) indicates it measures 6,625 square foot with 5 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms that include a master suite with private sitting room, two-way fireplace, walk-in closets, vaulted and wood-beamed ceiling, and French doors that open the bedroom to a pergola-shaded terrace that overlooks the backyard.

Other features of the property, as per listing information, are a direct access three-car garage, formal living and dining rooms, a library/den with massive carved stone fireplace and built-in book/display shelves, media room outfitted with projection equipment, and an eat-in kitchen with Saltillo tile flooring, granite counter tops, antiqued bone-colored cabinets, snack bar, breakfast area, and family/sitting area with a trio of French doors that connect out to the lushly landscaped and meticulously maintained backyard. The not exactly capacious but certainly sizable back yard area offers numerous terraces and patios, an almost freakishly green patch of grass, heated swimming pool, spa, a built-in barbecue center, and an oblique view down the rugged canyons and over the twinkling lights of the San Fernando Valley.

Let Your Mama be completely clear here, puppeenuh weenuhs: We don't know why Mister Gores purchased this particular property across the street from his primary residence nor do we know who (if anyone) occupies the premises on either a full or part time basis. Okay? Moving along....

Shortly after compiling his unconnected compound in the Mulholland Estates community, like all good billionaires who make their home in Los Angeles, Mister Gores went on the hunt for a house in Malibu. He eventually settled, according to at least one previous report, on an approximately 6,000 square foot ocean front contemporary sold by internet browser baron Marc Andreessen who went from rich to super rich in 1999 when he sold Netscape to media juggernaut America Online for an almost unimaginable ten billion bucks. Property records show Mister Gores, again through a corporate entity that links back to the same address as so many of his other properties, spent a titanic $22,600,000 for the 4 bedroom beach shack when he scooped it up in 2003.

In August 2007 the property collecting billionaire plunked down $3,325,000 for a mildly charming 1924 gingerbread Tudor with 3 bedrooms and 1 bathrooms sandwiched between a couple of ass-ugly apartment buildings in the flats of Beverly Hills. We are no expert but Your Mama assumes the seemingly exorbitant cost of the property has far more to do with the value of the multi-family zoned parcel located on the swanky edge of downtown Beverly Hills than with the value of the 1,678 square foot house itself.

In April 2007, few months before snapping up the gingerbread Tudor, Mister Gores dropped $11,500,000 to acquire a "French Mediterranean" mansion in what is arguably one of the if not the most prime section of Beverly Hills. The gated residence (shown above), as it turns out, is currently available for lease with a monthly rental price of $39,000, $43,000, or $49,000 depending where on the interweb one looks.

Listing information on the website of the listing agent–a familial relative of Mister Gores, dontcha know?–shows the 10,580 square foot mansion contains 7 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms including an expansive master suite with separate sitting area, dual bathrooms and a pair of custom-fitted walk-in closets. Listing information also indicates and reveals an impress-the-guests-style double-height foyer with sweeping floating staircase, formal living and dining rooms, wood-paneled library, wood-paneled family room with backyard access, and a colossal sky-lit center island kitchen with a breakfast counter and Suburu-sized commercial-grade range. The backyard space, large but far from gigantic, offers tree-shaded lawns, a covered dining patio, expansive entertaining terraces and a large swimming pool and spa.

Your Mama can't say with any certainty why Mister Gores opted to acquire the above mentioned mansion but it may or may not have something to do with a vacant and unusually large adjacent parcel he bought the previous year–that would be in February 2006–for a toe curling $33,640,000. Yes, children, Mister Gores paid thirty-some million smackers for a rolling piece of bare land located across the street from wealthy divorcée Suzanne Saperstein's insanely opulent estate Fleur de Lys, next door to media and music mogul David Geffen's legendary 10-acre estate, and adjacent to Green Acres, the even more legendary, heavily fortified and decidedly deluxe estate of self-made supermarket tycoon turned private equity multi-billionaire Ron Burkle.

We imagine that Mister Gores might have planned to build himself a massive residential monument to his considerable wealth on the property but as far as we know, five and some years after the pricey procurement, the 6-plus acre property remains all but undeveloped but for an outdoor basketball court, full-sized soccer pitch, and a couple of ticky-tacky looking pavilions that likely contain changing rooms and bathroom facilities.

We claim no inside intel as to Mister Gores' real estate motivations but it seems he decided at some point not to build himself a mega-mansion next door to fellow billionaires David Geffen and Ron Burkle.

The increasingly fickle billionaire coughed up $18,000,000 in November 2008 for a 7,247 square foot mansion due north of the Bel Air Country Club. Not satisfied with just that one supremely placed property, Mister Gores laid out a truly staggering and almost outlandish $38,000,000 in January 2009 to buy the 11,400 square foot Mediterranean mansion next door that once belonged to motion picture colorizing pioneer Herbert Kalmus and was later owned by Verna Harrah, the wealthy widow of hotel and casino kingpin Bill Harrah. Miz Harrah sold the 1.5 acre estate in 2005 for $14,900,000 to a corporate entity believed by real estate gossips to be controlled by radio and television station tycoon Henry Carlson "Carl" Parmer, Jr. and it is Mister Parmer who–the lucky devil–pocketed upwards of $20,000,000 on the sale of the property.

Mister Gores, who spent according to our bejeweled abacus a shocking $56,000,000 on the two adjacent Bel Air properties, proceeded to knock down the first house and is currently engaged in a full-scale gut renovation and expansion of the Kalmus-Harrah-Parmer pile that will, when all is said and done, surely cost him many if not several tens of millions more.

Some time ago Your Mama queried a Beverly Hills real estate insider well call Rod N. Reel about Mister Gores' substantial residential holdings in Los Angeles and among the many fascinating and informative tidbits he provided was that last year Mister Gores quietly snatched up fitness guru Bill Phillips' 17,826 square foot Moorish-style mansion located just up the street from his billionaire brother Alec's even bigger, hotel-sized behemoth in the guard-gated Beverly Park community.

Property records, which show the buyer as a corporate entity that links directly back to one of several addresses that Mister Gores' other many residences are connected, reveal that Mister Gores spent a staggering $21,000,000 in November 2010 for the 3-ish acre estate that includes 9 bedrooms and 15 bathroom residence known during Mister Phillips' ownership as The Great 78.

Mister Phillips and his wannabe actress wife Amy Molen appear to have decamped to a much smaller house above the Sunset Strip that property records show that picked up December 2010 for $7,350,000. The couple quickly caught a case of The Real Estate Fickle and last week flipped the 5 bedroom and 8 bathroom mock-Med villa back on the market with a much-increased price tag of $8,495,000.

In addition to their $150,000,000-plus worth of residential real estate in Los Angeles, Mister Gores and his wife Holly also own a substantial amount of property in Michigan. Property records we peeped indicate they own at least one condo and at least two modestly sized single-family houses in Grosse Ile, MI, an upscale island community south of Detroit, as well as two side-by side river front residences on about 1.75 acres, both with private docks, one with swimming pool and pool house, and the other with a full-sized soccer pitch in the back yard.

Now then, it's late and we're hungry so we can't be bothered to come up with a smart and pithy close to this tale other than to suggest (and perhaps even predict) that he have not heard the last of Mister Gores real estate machinations and not by far. He is, after all, relatively young, filthy rich and has exhibited over the last number of years a growing susceptibility to a screaming and relentless case of The Real Estate Fickle.

all listing photos: Hilton & Hyland

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Did Jon Bon Jovi Catch Case of Real Estate Fickle?

The New York Post reported yesterday that sensationally successful 40-something year old pop-rock musician Jon Bon Jovi is quietly shopping his newly renovated New York City duplex penthouse with a mind-melding asking price of around $45,000,000.

Mister Bon Jovi recently completed a multimillion dollar renovation of the building topper but at the time he paid $24,000,000 for the clean-lined contemporary aerie in the SoHo 'hood back in June 2007 the sprawling 7,437 square foot penthouse then encompassed 6 bedrooms, 5 full and 3 half bathrooms, 2 kitchens, 2 fireplaces, and a prairie-sized open-plan living/dining/kitchen area with vast walls of floor to ceiling windows that spill out on to not just one but two titanic city view terraces, one outfitted with built-in outdoor kitchen/barbecue center.

In addition to the four family bedrooms each equipped with en suite bathroom, the penthouse included a lower level master suite with dressing area and 1.5 bathrooms and an upper level master suite with window-lined private study, custom-fitted walk-in closet, and sybaritic bathroom.

Mister Bon Jovi's posh penthouse pad sits atop The New Museum Building, a supuh-swank, cast iron structure that has long attracted the famous and the fabulous.

Hunky and handsome hotelier/property developer Andre Balazs–He-rah of the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, The Mercer in New York City, and Sunset Beach on Shelter Island and The Standard Hotels in L.A., N.Y.C. and Miami –owns a high floor condo he bought in 2003 for $5,750,000 and unsuccessfully attempted to unload in 2006 for $10,000,000.

Swiss-born celebrity and fashion photographer Raymond Meier owns a magnificently minimalist high-floor spread he hoisted on the market in May 2010 for $11,950,000. The Good Wife actress Julia Margulies reportedly took a spin through the expansive and spare space that no longer appears listed on the open market.

French art director and creative hurricane Fabien Baron owns an even more minimal and über-meticulously finished Deborah Berke-designed residence that measures 4,171 square feet and was also on the market for about six months in 2010 with a $7,450,000 price tag.

Calvin's daughter Marci Klein–an Emmy winning producer for Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock–owns a 4,579 square foot spread she bought in May 2006 for $10,000,000 and until he hanged himself with a dog's leash in December 2010, imprisoned Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff's son Mark and his family used to live in a 4th floor unit he and wife-widow Stephanie bought in June 2005 for $6,075,000.

In addition to the Manhattan penthouse he now longer wants, Mister Bon Jovi also owns a rather impressive and sizable estate/compound on the banks of the Navesink River in affluent and rather charming Red Bank, NJ.

floor plan: Prudential Douglas Elliman

Friday, October 7, 2011

Former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel Lists Bev Hills Bolt-Hole




SELLERS: Terry and Jane Semel
LOCATION: Beverly Hills, CA
PRICE: $12,275,000 (list); $9,100,000 (sale)
SIZE: 8,804 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Since the early 1980s entertainment and media industry pooh-bah Terry Semel and his wife Jane have hunkered down in a big house on a prime street in the East Gate section of Bel Air where some of their nearest neighbors include residuals rich Will & Grace alum Debra Messing, music industry mogul Jerry Moss, former Disney head honcho Michael Eisner, and Rick and Kathy Hilton–those would be Paris' parents. Directly across the street from the Semel's spread is the recently overhauled 1.5-acre estate that retail fashion tycoon Mossimo Giannulli and his actress wife Lori Loughlin sold their in May 2011 for $16,600,000.

Mister Semel toiled successfully at Warner Brothers for 20-some years before he took the reins at Yahoo! in 2001. Mister Semel's tenure at the internet juggernaut was rocky and relatively brief–he resigned in 2007–but exceedingly lucrative; He reportedly earned somewhere in the neighborhood of half a billion bucks during his six years at Yahoo! and continues to own at least another half a billion dollars worth of unexercised stock options.

Despite (or in spite of) Mister Semel's corporate accomplishments, gossip glossy and tabloid readers may best recognize Mister Semel's surname as the same as a young gal named Courtenay Semel, a self-proclaimed "Don Juan of the lesbian world" who was once b.f.f. with washed up actress Lindsay Lohan and lady-lovers with both deceased socialite Casey Johnson and Miss Johnson's très trashy ex-fiancée Tila Tequila. But we digress...

Mommy and Daddy Semel purchased the center piece of their their 3-parcel Bel Air estate for $1,775,000 in July 1982 from movie producer turned nightclub impressario Victor Drai. They snapped up the property next door in May 1988 for $3,800,000 and the third and final piece of their real estate puzzle was acquired in October 2003 for an undisclosed amount of money.

Not long after they snapped up the third and final piece of their real estate puzzle in Bel Air Mister and Missus Semel embarked on a full-scale renovation of the 2.7 acre estate and, in need of a house to call home during the long construction process, acquired a mansion in the flats of Beverly Hills that property records show was purchased for $8,300,000.

Mister Semel and the Missus procured the posh property from showbiz mover and shaker Roger Birnbaum who, the children may recall, has been much in the real estate news lately due to the lawsuit he filed against talent manager extraordinaire turned high-end house flipper Sandy Gallin. But we digress yet again...

Last night, just before Your Mama settled in to our "condo" in the garage of Sister Woman's house to watch a an episode or two from the third season of Breaking Bad on the Netflix, we received an unexpected covert communique from Our Fairy Godmother in Beverly Hills who pointed our real estate attentions to a modern mansion on a particularly plush block in the flats of Beverly Hills, CA owned by Mister and Missus Semel and listed on the open market this week with an asking price of $12,275,000.

Listing information for the .7 acre mini-estate shows the contemporary, designed by architect Robert Offenhouser and built in 1987, measures 8,804 square feet and includes 4 bedrooms and 6.5 bathrooms.

A double-gated circular drive at the front of property arches up to the front door set into a wee porch defined by inverted ziggurat architectural detailing. Inside guests are greeted (and suitably impressed) in a voluminous double-height entrance hall with marble (or maybe it's travertine) floor and second floor gallery with glass railing. A massive sky light set into stepped ceiling that echoes the ziggurat detailing that surrounds the front entry floods the foyer with natural light.

Generously-scaled public rooms include a formal living room with honey-colored hardwood floors laid at a 45-degree angle to the room and a matching pair of bone-colored leather sofas that square off in front of an over-sized wood-burning fireplace, one of at least three in the house. There's also a library/office and sizable formal dining room finished with wood floors also laid at at 45-degree angle and inset into a marble (or maybe it's travertine) border. Floor to ceiling glass and iron doors in the dining room swing open to a covered terrace that runs along the back of the house and promotes that ever-so-wonderful (if somewhat cliché) year-round indoor-outdoor lifestyle for which which California is known.

The less formal family and service areas include a commodious center-island kitchen infused with up-to-date and very expensive commercial-style appliances that include side-by-side glass fronted refrigerator/freezers but wrapped white flat-fronted cabinets and grey and white flecked granite that scream 1987, the year the house was built. The sizable adjoining family room has another fireplace flanked by floor to ceiling windows, a built in entertainment center with wide-screen tee-vee, and a bank of glass panels that slide back and disappear into the walls to merge the interior spaces with the outdoor area

The expansive second floor suite encompasses a vast bedroom and sitting area with wood-burning fireplace, private covered patio with tree-top view over the backyard, and dual dressing rooms and two somewhat dated but super-luxe bathrooms, one all done up in green marble and etched glass and the other did over in acres of mirrors and brown marble.

Besides the covered terraces and balconies that extend from the rear of the residence (and include horrendous expanses of glass brick detailing), the backyard, ringed by high hedged and mature shade trees, offers a long swathe of green grass, heated swimming pool and spa surrounded by a stone terrace, and a significant detached structure that contains a two-car garage, state-of-the-art screening room, and kitchen and bathroom facilities complete with shower, sauna and steam room.

Just as their newly reconstructed residence in Bel Air is surrounded by fancy mansions owned by a long list of high profile people, Mister and Missus Semel's temporary digs in Beverly Hills also claims scads of famous folk who include Teleflora tycoon Stewart Resnick and his Pom Wonderful wife Lynda, Her Middle-Aged Pop Music Highness Madonna, music and reality tee-vee industry powerhouse Simon Cowell, retired chat show host Larry King, and–oddly enough–Mossimo Giannulli and Lori Loughlin who bought the 7 bedroom and 11 bathroom Mediterranean mansion directly across the street in October 2010 for $7,500,000.

In addition to their "in-town" residence(s) Mister and Missus Semel also maintain a Michael Graves-designed compound in Malibu that sits on the same stretch of swanky sand as bigwigs and billionaires such as Larry Ellison, Jeffrey Katzenberg, David Geffin, Haim Saban, dueling divorcées Frank and Jamie McCourt, and real estate financier Bill Chadwick who, most of the children surely know by now, has been having a real devil of a time selling his huge house on Carbon Beach.

listing photos: Hilton & Hyland