Are Madge and A-Rod Moving in Together?

Hold on to your britches bitches because the real estate gossip about soon to be dee-vorced superstar Madonna has already begun. According to the folks at Page Six the Kaballah Kween and her heavy hitting major league man-friend Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez have been spotted discreetly touring townhouses on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

According to the gossip column's source, both of the soon to be dee-vorced lovebirds are "discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park Avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s." and are hoping to perhaps pick up a double wide townhouse with a private garage in the $30-60,000,000 range.

Come on! Really?

Additional sources whispered to Page Sixers that the superstar pair are also hunting for a home in the Hamptons.

Pleeze.

We're not saying that the good folks at Page Six have bogus sources, but does anyone really think that Madge the Shrewd is stoopid enough to purchase and cohabitate in a $30,000,000+ mansion with her well muscled rebound boyfriend? Really?

It's certainly possible that the material mommy had a look-see at this impressive Georgian style double wide monster on East 81st Street that includes 26 rooms, 13 bedrooms, 14 terlits, 9 fireplaces, and a private two car garage with interior access (she does seem to like looking at big houses in NYC after all), but we find it difficult to believe she'd ever move her Latin lover into any house she owns. But then again, what do we know about the real estate machinations of the rich and famous?

Anyhoo, Mister A-Rod continues to try to unload the Park Avenue digs where he lived with his ex-wife and baby momma Cynthia (price slashed to $10,000,000 from $14,000,000 or for lease at fifty grand a month) as well as trying to sell the couple's colossal Coral Gables, FL crib currently on the market with an asking price of $14,876,000.

In the aftermath of Madonna's impending (and allegedly bitter) dee-vorce, it remains to be seen what will become of her Beverly Hills estate (on Sunset Boulevard) and her side by side townhouses in the Marylebone area of London. It is presumed she will keep her longtime coop on Central Park West and it has been reported (but not confirmed) that ex-Mister Madonna Guy Ritchie will get to keep Ashcombe House, the couple's 1,200 acre estate in the English countryside.