Jesse James Is on the Move

Rumor has it that cheatin' chopper customizer Jesse James wants to unload his ocean front house in Sunset Beach, CA and relocate to Austin, TX, which just happens to one of the several cities where his soon to be ex-wife Sandra Bullock owns a home. It also happens to be where Mister James has some bidness interests of his own so the move may not be entirely motivated by a desire to woo his wife back into his deceitful and tattooed arms. The people at People reported that Mister James has already made an offer on a house in Austin, but Your Mama don't know nuthin' about that.

Property records show that Mister James bought his beach house, a two story number with 3,626 square feet, in September of 2003 when he was still married to his second wife, porno hacktress and huzband beater Janine Lindemueller. Records also show the residence has 2 bedrooms, 2.5 poopers and an enclosed ocean side terrace with a small swimming pool.

It's highly doubtful with all the negative publicity Mister James has received due to his cheatin' ways that the property will be listed on the open market. At this point no one has whispered to Your Mama what Mister James wants for the house but a quick bit of research on the interweb reveals that there are at least three ocean front homes in Sunset Beach currently on the market that range in asking price from $3,365,000 to $4,750,000. Previous reports indicate the house was assessed at more than $3,600,000 in 2009.

It's unclear if Miz Bullock ever inhabited this house in Sunset Beach but it seems odd to Your Mama that a ladee like Miz Bullock, a gal with millions of disposable dollars and 4 or 5 houses of her own, would move into a house she knew hubby shared with his less than savory second wife. But then again, what do we know about the wacky real estate ways of the rich and famous?

Mister James, according to property records, also owns a condo in Sunset Beach that appears to be owned or inhabited by his first wife Karla.

Miz Bullock, the real money in that relationship, has a fat real estate portfolio stuffed with dee-luxe cribs including a house just above the Sunset Strip next door to Cameron Diaz, a big mansion on the outskirts of Austin, TX, an ocean front spread on Tybee Island in Georgia, that big ol' Victorian in New Orleans, and a townhouse in downtown New York City.

UPDATE: Turns out ol' Jesse James thinks his house is among the most valuable in Sunset Beach. According to new reports, the asking price of the house is $6,750,000, a couple to several million more than most of the other ocean front houses in the quiet community.

photo: Pacific Coast News