Where, Oh Where Has Clay Aiken Gone?

SELLER: Clay Aiken
LOCATION: 9509 University Terrace Drive, Charlotte, NC
PRICE: $71,000 (sale)
SIZE: 1,096 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Before he was an American Idol with scads of obsessive and delusional fans called "Claymates," and long before the public internet sex scandals, Clay Aiken was just a boy from North Carolina with a throat of gold who worked with mentally challenged people.

Back then, Miss Aiken, who has always denied he is a homosex, was living in a naughty little apartment complex in Charlotte, NC, where he matriculated and perhaps fellated to his hearts content out of the glare of the paparazzi. According to Mister Big Time (and property records), back in May of 2000, Miss Aiken purchased a 1,096 square foot apartment spitting distance from his alma mater, Univ. of N. Carolina at Charlotte. Property records indicate the apartment features 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms and that Miss Aiken paid just $67,500. No babies, there are no numbers missing from that figure, North Carolina is just cheap. Although Your Mama has no confirmation of this, we assume Miss Thing lived there until he was thrust into stardom in 2003 when he became the American Idol runner up. Mister Big Time tells us that Miss Aiken recently sold the apartment for just $71,000. We can't imagine that he managed to squeeze any profit from that sale.

Not long after becoming a household name, the young man moved West and bought a big house in Chatsworth, CA, which happens to be the porn capital of Los Angeles. Miss Aiken just might be a size queen because property records show that the big house he bought in Chatsworth measures a whopping 7,986 square feet with six bedrooms and 7 bathrooms. If anyone were to ask Your Mama, and of course no one did, that is just too many damn terlits for a bizzy and single guy to scrub, which may be why property records reveal the alleged man lover sold the place less than one year later.

Supposedly Miss Aiken is building or already completed a house for himself in his hometown of Raleigh, North Carolina. Strangely, Miss Thing did not invite Your Mama to the housewarming so we don't know if he actually did build a new house or if he's back to living in some tawdry little apartment complex somewhere. Perhaps a disgruntled Claymate shocked by the rumors of Miss Aiken's alleged proclivities will contact contact Your Mama and fill in that gap.