Macy in the Valley

SELLER: Macy Grey
LOCATION: Encino, CA
PRICE: $5,559,000
SIZE: 7 bedrooms, 9.5 baths
DESCRIPTION: Ideally located south of Ventura in the heart of Encino Estates, this one of a kind home offers gated privacy, natural tranquility and dynamic living spaces. Just past the circular driveway, a grand colonial home awaits. The true center-hall floorplan is flanked by dual Presidential staircases and capped with a dome ceiling. Warm and artistic flair flows througout the home. Both formal and informal rooms create perfect entertaining area with a true gourmet kitchen. Over an acre of luch park-like grounds with guesthouse.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Oh hunnies, you can see now why Miss Macy is always sporting a pair of dark glasses. That woman's retinas are burned from walking around in her own damn house. All that orange and red paint is making me nauseous. Don't get me wrong puppies, I like Macy's music and I have no issue with the wacky tabacky it's rumored she likes so much...Your Mama is no stranger to the puff puff see, but honestly, this house is just too much for my nerves.

Your Mama is sorry girl, but there is just no excuse for your house looking like this. You are a rich and famous lady now. So when in Rome do as the Romans and go get yourself a fancy gay decorator to help you put your next house together. I'd be happy to give you some recommendations.

The house itself is gigantic with more almost 10,000 square feet of living space and sits on nearly an acres of not so choice land--it's on a busy street and the property backs up to a school so you know that can get a little noisy at recess. The entry is gran-dee-ose with a double staircaise and a domed ceiling according to the mls listing. The LA Times Hot Properties column says the house is listed around $4,600,000. Not sure if the priced has been raised or if that's just a mistake.