Swimming supah-star and eight-time Beijing Olympics golden boy Michael Phelps is already spending the tens of millions of dollars he's expected to earn in endorsements and other monetary windfalls such as the million dollar bonus Speedo paid the long and lean water baby as a bonus for his outstanding and record breaking achievements in China.Not only did the young and newly rich Mister Phelps reportedly buy the Meadowbrook Swim Club and Northwest Ice Rink which he and coach Bob Bowman would like to turn into an Olympic training center and he's looking to scoop up a sexy and powerful Maserati or vintage Aston Martin to ferry him around town.
But his newly minted post 2008 Olympics life would not be complete without dee-luxe digs to call home, would it children? Just about every news and quasi-news outlet in the damn world is reporting that young Mister Phelps recently splashed out on a $1,690,000 condo overlooking Baltimore's revitalized Harborfront.
Details on the apartment are slim, but most reports say it measures 4,080 square feet. Your Mama can only hope it's got high ceilings and an extra-long bath tub.
It appears that it was gossip juggernaut TMZ who first reported the purchase as well as posted loads of pictures of the complex that features a private screening room, a rooftop terrace, a state of the art gym, and a club house with pool tables and a strangely small swimming pool that looks barely long enough to accommodate Mister Phelps tall and tiny Speedo adorned bah-dee.
Listen Michael hunny, you should give Your Mama a shout so we can hook you up with a nice gay decorator who will absolutely not allow you to buy a five piece set of matching black leather sofas and will know the best way to sensibly, respectfully and tastefully display your rather extensive collection of Olympic medals.
Your Mama would also bet our long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly that millionaire Mister Phelps also pays off his mama's mortgage because he's just that kinda guy, ain't he?
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