Wednesday, July 11, 2007

UPDATE: Britney Spears

SELLER: Britney Spears
LOCATION: 12094 Summit Circle, Beverly Hills, CA
PRICE: $7,495,000 (up from $7,200,000)
SIZE: 9,130 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: This exquisite Tuscan Villa in a prestigious gated community is situated behind gates on a quiet cul de sac with 24hr security. Designer perfect, this 6+6.5 7,453 sf (approx) enchanting estate accented by stunning landscaping, boasts a grand entry foyer, high ceilings, gourmet chef's kit, family rm, media rm, mds qtrs, stone & wd flrs, French drs lead out to park-like grounds and a sparkling pl. Romantic mastr ste w/fpl & balcony overlooking the pl complete this gorgeous home! Sold w/ furniture.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Today we received an email from the ever intrepid tipster Mugsy Fairweather, who lets us know that Britney Spears has put her Beverly Hills house back on the market for $7,495,000. Which is a wee bit strange since back in April the price had been reduced to $7,200,000 before it was taken off the open market.

Yes, children, this is the same house she bought on a whim back when she was exposing her vagina to the paparazzi and hanging out with reformed party princess Paris Hilton, whom Your Mama and all our friends now refer to as Pokey. Get it?

Anyhoo, somebody, please, buy this house. Poor Britney is losing her damn mind and the last thing she can concentrate on is maintaining this house in the Beverly Hills. We know the place has got the bad Britney juju, but still, somebody, please, have mercy on a flailing single mommy who's is just about to write a huuuge check to her soon to be ex husband.

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