Thursday, April 16, 2009

Britney Spears Takes It To New Jersey

Sounds like Little Miss Britney Spears is taking her real estate crazy train on the road. According to a report by Jennifer Gould Keil–who has taken over her huzband's Gimme Shelter column in the NY Post since his sad and untimely passing earlier this year–the lip synching and dancing super star has been house hunting in...

...are you ready for this children?

New Jersey.

That's right. New Jersey.

The touring pop princess recently and reportedly leased an ass uglee 7 bedroom quasi-Colonial with 8 full and 2 half bathrooms in fancy schmancy Alpine, NJ where she set up temporary digs while touring on the East Coast. The tabloid trainwreck apparently liked the Alpine area so much that she went out looking at $20,000,000 homes in the area. If we're being honest, and we always are, this twenty million dollar number makes little sense since with the exception of the $59,000,000 Frick Estate, there don't seem to be any houses in Alpine listed on the open market for more than seventeen point five million.

Whatever the case, according to Miz Keil, none of the properties peeped by Miss Spears met her–ahem–high real estate standards. If she does actually locate and buy an estate that comes up to her security standards and requirements, she'll be in all kinds of celebrity company like Puff Daddy (or PDiddy or Diddle Daddle or whatever) who has a giant house on Alpine's Anderson Road. Other Alpine residents are said to include tax evader Wesley Snipes and that increasingly freaky looking Lil' Kim ladee who lives just around the corner from comedian Chris Rock and looks more and more like the unholy love child of Kimora Lee Simmons and Queen Latifah every damn day.

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