Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Mister Piven Moves to the Atelier?

The usually scintillating scuttlebutters at Page Six reported today that Entourage actor Jeremy Piven–who has, apparently, canoodled with not just one, but two of the skinny bitches from America's Next Top Model–is moving into the 45 story New York City building called the Atelier.

The actor is currently hanging his hat in New York while bustin' his hump in Broadways' celeb packed play Speed The Plow sooooh he does need a place to live. But the Atelier? Fer real?

The children will surely recall that this isn't the first time reports have circulated about famous folks setting up part time pied a terres at the Atelier. Other big name occupants are reported to include supermodel Maggie Rizer, comely tennis ace James Blake, the allegedly lesbian Lindsay Lohan and that poor washed up Nick Lachey and his gurlyfriend What's Her Name.

We presume, but can not prove, that these famous folks are given a free and furnished crib in exchange for the developers being given permission to "leak" the names of the big name residents to the press, thereby making the building more attractive to potential buyers who like the idea of living in the same building as famous people. But do they actually stay there when in New York? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

When in Los Angeles, his home base, it is Your Mama's understanding that Mister Piven shacks up in an oceanfront house on Malibu Road in, you guessed it, Malee-boo.

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